i'm confused.

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Thomas Andrew Felton, aka the next Disney prince.

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The Pacific blackdragon is a deep sea fish, that can be found up to depths of up to 3,300 ft. Female blackdragons are about two feet long and have fang like teeth and a long chin whisker. They are black on the outside, aswell as on the inside to prevent light from swallowed bio-luminescent prey shining out. The males are small, about three inches in length, and brownish in color. They have no teeth, no chin barbel and no stomach. Unable to eat, the male lives only long enough to mate.
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If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex

But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage

But homosexuality is bad

I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with

May 20 21:44 with 183,079 notes

“We are all born sexual creatures,thank God, but it’s a pity so many people despise and crush this natural gift.” ― Marilyn Monroe

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Now all you can do is wait. It must be hard for you, but there is a right time for everything. Like the ebb and flow of tides. No one can do anything to change them. When it is time to wait, you must wait.

― Haruki Murakami/ The Wind Up Bird Chronicle (via universeobserver)

(Source: vous-trouvez)

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Do you remember those stupid standardized testings they forced us to do in high school? One time I had to write about the advantages of square watermelons and clearly there are none I mean would he be comfortable on a mound of square watermelons???

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hammpix:

For those of you who don’t understand archaeology, I have made a diagram.

CASE CLOSED.

Wake up America!

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So since the old geezers at yahoo bought tumblr does that mean we all have to get life’s now

May 20 20:36

Plot Twist: Stark Industries buys Tumblr. We all get free issue laptops with fantastic WiFi.

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